Fired? (No I Quit)

• 350gsm High Quality Gloss Card
• 5 inches by 7 inches
• 100gsm Orange Envelope
• Rhyming Poetic Verse on Inside of Card
• Cute Funny Character Image on Front of Card

Verse

In case you hadn’t guessed, I thought I’d let you know, There are rumours that you’re cutting back, And letting people go. So I thought I’d save you time, And perhaps I’d get there first, As most of your employees, Expect to hear the worst. I may be jumping the gun, And for that I’ll say I’m sorry, But I didn’t like the job anyway, So I guess there’s no need to worry.