You’re Dumped

£3.99

You’re Dumped – Funny | Joke | Rude | Quirky | Cheeky | Office Greetings Cards with Humorous Poem Verse for any Occasion – Valentines | Birthday | Christmas

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  • 350gsm High Quality Gloss Card
  • 5 inches by 7 inches
  • 100gsm Orange Envelope
  • Rhyming Poetic Verse on Inside of Card
  • Cute Funny Character Image on Front of Card

Verse

Now how can I put this, I find it really hard, To say that it’s not working, That’s why I bought this card. I could start with that old chestnut, It’s not you it’s me, But you’re clearly punching above your weight, As everyone can see. So I wish you all the best, That love may come your way, Don’t be too disappointed, And have a happy day.

Collection

Poetically to the Point

Weight 0.20 g
Dimensions 18.49 × 13.41 × 0.79 in
Envelope

100gsm Orange Envelope